Obstacles and goals

Nothing is impossible

Begin it

There are two ways of spreading light

Shoot for the moon

Inspiration

Keep moving

Love the life you live

Ek din zindagi




Ek din zindagi aese mukam pe pahuch jayegi...
Dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi....
Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi...
Aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayrgi....
Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi....
Par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi......
Paisa to bahut hoga.....
Mager unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi....
Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost
kyuki zindgi en palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi
Aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayrgi....
Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi....
Par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi......
Paisa to bahut hoga.....
Mager unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi....
Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost
kyuki zindgi en palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi

PASCHIMBANGA - Whats next?




Old Monk: Buda Buddha
White mischief: sada dushtumi
Black Dog: Kalo Kukur
8PM: Raat Atta
writers's bhavan: Lekhoker badi
Calcutta boy's school: Kolikatar chheleder iskul
South point: dokkhin bindu
St Lawrence: Scented Lozenge
Royal Stag: Raajokiyo Horin
Royal Challenge: Raajokiyo Dwando
Fuel: Jalani
Kingfisher: Raajdhibor
City Center: Sohorer Modhye
City Center 2: Abar Sohorer Modhye
Eastern Metropolitan Bypass: Purboborti Mohanogoriyo Paarsopath
New Empire: Notun Saamrajyo
Lighthouse: Bijolighor
Scottish Church College: Scotdesher Girjar Mohabidyaloy
Inox: Saanrer Modhye
Hiland Park: Unchu Jomir Udyan
Peerless Hospital: Songihin Haspatal
Diamond Harbor: Hirok Bondor
Sector V: Ponchom Bibhag
Tata Consultancy Service: Biday Poramorsho Sohayok
Fossils Band: Jibashmo Dol

Rules Set by Female !!!


1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must
immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.


9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him
to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a
backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and
"Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

Who is a teacher??



Who is a teacher??
This is a very good one !
very moving !

From A School Principal's speech at a graduation..

He said "Doctor wants his child to become a doctor.........
Engineer wants his child to become engineer......
Businessman wants his ward to become CEO.....
BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them..!!!!
Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE" ....Very sad but that's the truth.....!!!

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.

One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued,
"What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"

To stress his point he said to another guest;
"You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?"
Teacher Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied,


"You want to know what I make?
(She paused for a second, then began...)

"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't
make them sit for 5 min. without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.

You want to know what I make?
(She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table)
I make kids wonder.
I make them question.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.
I teach them how to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isn't everything.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math.
They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.
I make my students from other countries learn everything they need
to know about English while preserving their unique cultural identity.
I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they
were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life
( Bonnie paused one last time and then continued.)

Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make?

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN ALL YOUR LIVES,EDUCATING KIDS AND PREPARING THEM TO BECOME CEO's ,AND DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS..........

What do you make Mr. CEO?
His jaw dropped; he went silent.

THIS IS WORTH SHARING WITH EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW. Even all personal teachers like mother, father, brother, sister, coach and spiritual leader/teacher.

A Bottle of Wine



A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be
a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of
our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to
drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the
bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever,
Don't mess with them.

7 Types of Girl


1. HARD DISK GIRLS:
Remember everything forever.


2. RAM GIRLS.:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.


3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS.:
Just for looking.


4. INTERNET GIRLS.:
Difficult to access.


5. SERVER GIRLS.:
Always busy when needed.


6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS.:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.


7. VIRUS GIRLS.:
These type of GIRLS. are normally called'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format..

30 things we can learn from Hollywood movies



  1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.
  2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
  3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
  4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
  5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
  6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
  7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
  8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
  9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
  10. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
  11. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
  12. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
  13. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
  14. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
  15. When swimming, hair is always perfectly groomed.
  16. When a villian catches the Hero, the villian will first explain how the Hero will be killed. Then the villan will continue explaining his evil master plan. He will then leave – presumably to let the Hero die. Magically, the Hero escapes.
  17. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
  18. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
  19. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
  20. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
  21. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
  22. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
  23. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
  24. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
  25. Bombs will not be defuse until the last second.
  26. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
  27. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
  28. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
  29. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English
  30. It is incredible simple to enlarge a blurry picture to reveal new details.
  31. If you are an aging actor, it is best to surround yourself with very young love interests. No one will notice you age any longer.
  32. No matter how big an army, and how many machine guns the soldiers have – a hero will always succeed in killing them all.
  33. A hero can effortlessly kill 150 nasty guys. But the moment the Big Baddie arrives, the following fight will lasts minutes.

Life Lessons to be learnt from the Bollywood movie Baghban

For those who are not familiar with this movie

(I would say one of the best I've seen so far, out of 62 movies)

Please have a look at the review on the following website: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337578/plotsummary


What lessons can we learn from this movie? 


  • True love never ages, never dies and is timeless. 
  • Consider parents as gods and appreciate them at any stage in your life. 
  • Always remember the sacrifice your parents did for you in order to raise you. They would usually do and risk everything in order to see their children happy. (At latest you will realize it once you are a parent by yourself if you haven't already realized it before.) 
  • As long as you have money, family members might be around, if you don't have any money you might be left alone. 
  • Remember the importance of a family! Money, success and materialism should be considered as secondary. 
  • Save money for yourself once you grow older. Help your children but make sure you never depend on them. You might not know whether they welcome you and are in a position to help you or not. 
  • No matter what your circumstances - whether you have a small house or your job keeps you very busy - always welcome your parents in your home. It might be tough but never let them feel as if they were a burden on you. Remember what they did for you in the past. 
  • Sometimes adopted children might be more grateful than your biological ones. Therefore, should you have an adopted child make him/her always feel special as if it would be your own, you never know how rewarding it can turn out to be. 
  • Respect your grandmother and listen to her advice!

Wife !!! Wife !!! Wife !!!




God -bete, mannat maang.
Man -plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do.
God - beta 'mannat' maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat" nahi !
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A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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Teacher: In 3 Mein farak Batao... call GIRL,GIRL FRIEND or BiWI ??
Sari Class chup ho gyi, itne mein MONTY bola: Madam ji, prepaid,
postpaid aur unlimited
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Wife to Santa : "You don't love me at all"
Santa points towards their five children and says "Do you think I downloaded them from google"
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Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na!
Father: Beta teacher maa ke baraber hoti hai.
Beta: Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho ...;)
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek WIFE kafi hai,
Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Swami Dukhiya Nandji.
"Wives are magicians.
  ..... . . . . . . . .     . .  They can change anything into an argument"
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:
Women don't have a wife!
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Perfect timing


Top 5 Principles of Steve Jobs

Say no to 1,000 things.


Steve Jobs once said, “I’m as proud of what we don’t do as I am of what we do.”  He is committed to building products with simple, uncluttered design.  And that commitment extends beyond products. From the design of the iPod to the iPad, from the packaging of Apple’s products, to the functionality of the Web site, in Apple’s world, innovation means eliminating the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak.

Principle Four
Sell dreams, not products. To Steve Jobs, people who buy Apple products are not “consumers.”  They are people with hopes, dreams and ambitions.  He builds products to help people achieve their dreams.  He once said, “some people think you’ve got to be crazy to buy a Mac, but in that craziness we see genius.”  How do you see your customers?  Help them unleash their inner genius and you’ll win over their hearts and minds.

Principle Three
Kick start your brain. Steve Jobs once said “Creativity is connecting things.”  Connecting things means seeking inspiration from other industries.  At various times, Jobs has found inspiration in a phone book, Zen meditation, visiting India, a food processor at Macy’s, or The Four Seasons hotel chain.  Jobs doesn’t “steal” ideas as much as he uses ideas from other industries to inspire his own creativity.

Principle Two
Put a dent in the universe. Passion fuels the rocket, but vision directs the rocket to its ultimate destination. In 1976, when Jobs and Steve Wozniak co-founded Apple, Jobs’ vision was to put a computer in the hands of everyday people.  In 1979, Jobs saw an early and crude graphical user interface being demonstrated at the Xerox research facility in Palo Alto, California.  He knew immediately that the technology would make computers appealing to “everyday people.”  That technology eventually became The Macintosh, which changed everything about the way we interact with computers.  Xerox scientists didn’t realize its potential because their “vision” was limited to making new copiers.  Two people can see the exactly the same thing, but perceive it differently based on their vision.

Principle One
Do what you love. Steve Jobs once told a group of employees, “People with passion can change the world for the better.”  Jobs has followed his heart his entire life and that passion, he says, has made all the difference.  It’s very difficult to come up with new, creative, and novel ideas unless you are passionate about moving society forward.

Female Body Types


20 Crazy Facts About Human Body


  1. Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.
  2. The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of the gray.
  3. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
  4. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).
  5. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  6. The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.
  7. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.
  8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
  9. Every person has a unique tongue print.
  10. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.
  11. Dead cells in the body ultimately go to the kidneys for excretion.
  12. The smile is the most frequently used facial expression. A smile can use anywhere from a pair of 5 to 53 facial muscles.
  13. One out of 20 people have an extra rib.
  14. People with darker skin will not wrinkle as fast as people with lighter skin.
  15. Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body.
  16. 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube.
  17. It takes food seven seconds to go from the mouth to the stomach via the esophagus.
  18. Women hearts beat faster than men.
  19. In one day your heart beats 100,000 times.
  20. Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.

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