6 months, 7 months

She was waiting in line for 5 minutes

Wi-fi zone

Kamasutra of the 21st century

Evolution of humans and mother nature

We live in a wrong world

Guys and Girls facts

From happiness to tears of happiness

Ultimate Coincidence

Girlfriend - No Girlfriend

Love at first sight

Never give up

Keemat

Life is too short

2 kinds of people

Srimati Sexy Devi

A healthy mind

OM Ganeshaye Namah

It happens only I India

Lifetime pension for one tenure of politicians is gross injustice...

Lifetime pension for one tenure of politicians is gross injustice to the rest of the government servants who have to put in minimum years of service, not less than 20 years, and drain on public exchequer .
Let us fight to reverse this policy by the new Govt.
Post your views on PMO website.


Have the will to pass it on.

No one has been able to explain to me why young men &  women serve in the Military for 20 years or more, risking their lives protecting your freedom only get 50% of their pay on retirement & Short Service Officers risk their life for term varying from 5-14 yrs and get ZERO retirement benefits after retirement.

While Politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital,
protected by these same men &  women,
and receive Full-Pay on retirement after serving one term. Does it make any sense?

If each person who receives this forwards it to 20 people, in 3 days, most people will have the message.

This is one proposal that really should be passed around.  I passed it on, Will you?

"If you choose not to pass it on, you still have made a choice. These brave soldiers have given you that right!


Jai HIND!

1984 के सिख दंगों का बदला लेने वाला एक ही सच्चा सिख

1984 के सिख दंगों का बदला लेने वाला एक ही सच्चा सिख


मनमोहन सिंह x - PM


पठठे ने 10 साल के कार्यकाल मे 150 साल की काँग्रेस को खत्म कर दिया.

.... Singh is king ....😝😜

वो भीं दिन थे...

वो भीं दिन थे...

जब घड़ी एक आध के पास होती थी और  समय सबके पास होता था।

बोलचाल में राजस्थानी का इस्तेमाल हुआ करता था और हिंदी सिर्फ शहरों तक सिमित थी और अंग्रेज़ी तो पिने के बाद ही बोली जाती थी।

हर जगह खो खो,  कबड्डी खेलते थे अब केवल संसद में खेली जाती है।

लोग भूखे उठते थे पर भूखे सोते नहीं थे।

फिल्मों में हिरोइन को पैसे कम मिलते थे पर कपड़े पूरे पहनती थी।

लोग पैदल चलते थे और पदयात्रा करते थे पर पदयात्रा पद पाने के लिये नहीं होती थी।

साईकिल होती थी जो चार रोटी में चालीस का एवरेज देती थी।

चिट्ठी पत्री का जमाना था पत्रों मे व्याकरण अशुद्ध होती थी पर आचरण शुद्ध  हुआ करता था।

शादी में घर की औरतें खाना बनाती थी और बाहर की औरतें नाचती थी अब घर की औरतें नाचती हैं और बाहर की औरते खाना बनाती है।

अब सोचो हमने क्या पाया और क्या खोया.....

क्या खाक अमीर देश है अमेरिका ?

क्या खाक अमीर देश है अमेरिका ?????

कल दिनभर ओबामा एक ही ड्रेस में घूमा।
हमारे  प्रधानमंत्री ने 4 ड्रेस बदली ।

इसे कहते है रईसी ! समझे 😊😊✅

25 Reason Farts are Better than Cigarettes

  1. You can have a fart in a restaurant.
  2. Farts don't cause cancer.
  3. You can never run out of farts.
  4. The price of a fart won't go up.
  5. There is no tax on farts.
  6. Friends are always willing to share them with you.
  7. Farts are available to minors.
  8. You can fart underwater.
  9. Farts don't leave stains on your fingers or lips.
  10. Farts aren't related to bad breath.
  11. You don't need an ashtray to fart.
  12. Farts won't make you cough.
  13. You can fart on Public Transport.
  14. You can fart in bed without fear of falling asleep and burning the house down.
  15. You don't need to take you hands off the steering wheel to fart.
  16. No body ever tries to bludge a fart of you in the pub.
  17. Farts don't have Government Health warnings on them.
  18. Farts have no affect on unborn Babies.
  19. Farts don't have to be lit to be enjoyed.
  20. You don't need a pocket to keep your farts in.
  21. There's no anti-farting laws.
  22. After a fart there is no butt to dispose of.
  23. You can fart while exercising.
  24. You get a variety with each fart.
  25. Careless farters haven't been known to start brush fires.
  26. Smokes are easier to light than farts!!

The Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren't

10. "Reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

.. and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't.....

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, but Aren't

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. Hmmmmmm.....I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

AND THE NUMBER 1 THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT ISN'T:

1. It's not fair......I do all the work while she just sits there.

The Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren't

10. Nuts, my shaft is bent!

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.


And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first.

100 Reasons It's Great to be A Guy

  1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
  3. You know stuff about tanks.
  4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  5. Monday Night Football.
  6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
  7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
  8. You can open all your own jars.
  9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
  10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
  11. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
  12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
  13. All your orgasms are real.
  14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
  15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
  16. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
  17. You understand why Stripes is funny.
  18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
  19. Your last name stays put.
  20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
  21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
  22. You can kill your own food.
  23. The garage is all yours.
  24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
  26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
  27. You never have to clean the toilet.
  28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
  29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
  30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
  32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
  33. The National College Cheerleading Championship.
  34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
  35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
  36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
  37. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
  38. You can write your name in the snow.
  39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
  40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
  41. Chocolate is just another snack.
  42. You can be president.
  43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
  44. Flowers fix everything.
  45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
  46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
  47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
  48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
  49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
  50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
  51. Foreplay is optional.
  52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
  53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
  54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
  55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
  56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
  57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
  59. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
  60. The world is your urinal.
  61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
  62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
  63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
  64. One mood, all the time.
  65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
  66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just to skeevy.
  67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
  68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
  69. Same work....more pay.
  70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
  71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
  72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
  73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
  74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
  75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
  76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
  77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
  78. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
  79. ESPN's sports center.
  80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
  81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
  82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
  83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
  84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
  85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
  86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
  87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
  88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
  89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
  90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
  92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
  93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
  94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
  96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
  97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
  98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
  99. Baywatch
  100. There is always a game on somewhere

The Top 35 Oxymorons

35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline Food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Butt Head
19. Military Intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. "Now, then ..."
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct Life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance

And the number one top Oxymoron....

1. Microsoft Works

The Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in Law but Aren't

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in Law but isn't:

1. Think you can get me off?

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule #1.

Rule #2. The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1)

Rule #3. Sorry, you won't make $50,000 a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label.

Rule #4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he is not going ask you how feel about it.

Rule #5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.

Rule #6. It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not the boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you turn 18, it's on your dime. Don't whine about it or you'll sound like a baby boomer.

Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents' generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.

Rule #8. Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get summers off. Nor even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on.

Rule #9. Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be perky or as polite as Jennifer Aniston.

Rule #10. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Rule #11. Enjoy this while you can. Sure, parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be kid. Maybe you should start now.

You're welcome.

The Top Ten Best and Worst Phobias to Have


The Top Ten Best Phobias to Have:10. Aichmophobia: The Fear of Pointed Objects
9. Anglophobia: The Fear of England and its Culture
8. Bogyphobia: The Fear of the Boogeyman
7. Electrogeniphobia: The Fear of urinating during an electrical storm.
6. Soceraphobia: The Fear of Parents-in-Law
5. Arachibutyrophobia: The Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Francophobia: The Fear of the French
3. Rhabdophobia: The Fear of being Beaten with a Stick
2. Politicophobia: The Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians
1. Coulrophobia: The Fear of Clowns



...And now, the top ten WORST phobias to have:10. Papaphobia: The Fear of the Pope
9. Xylophobia: The Fear of Wooden Objects
8. Hellenologophobia: The Fear of Complex Scientific Terms and Greek Terminology
7. Porphyrophobia: The Fear of the color Purple
6. Gymnophobia: The Fear of Nudity
5. Ostraconophobia: The Fear of Shellfish
4. Stasiphobia: The Fear of Walking
3. Pantiphobia: The Fear of Everything
2. Venustraphobia: The Fear of Beautiful Women
1. Eurotophobia: The Fear of Female Genitalia

Where Not to Live

Places I'd Rather Not Live InParadox, New York
Crapo, Maryland
Boogertown, North Carolina
Spasticville, Kansas
Hellhole, Idaho
Purgatory, Maine
Girdletree, Maryland
Rabbithash, Kentucky


What would Freud say about...Climax, Michigan
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Needmore, Arkansas (Clinton's Home Town)
Hardup, Utah
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Hornytown, North Carolina
Conception Junction, Missouri

It doesn't surprise me that there is a...Rudeville, New Jersey
Boring, Oregon
Hell, Michigan
Hooker, California
Virgin, Utah
Dulls Corner, Maryland
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Volcano, Hawaii
Beersville, Pennsylvania
Fleatown, Ohio
Burnt Corn, Alabama
Two Guns, Arizona
Toad Suck, Arkansas

Great Truths About Life that Little Children Have Learned

  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  • When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  • If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  • Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  • You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  • You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  • The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Great Truths About Life that Adults Have Learned

  • Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
  • Wrinkles don't hurt.
  • Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
  • Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
  • Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
  • Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy.

Great Truths About Growing Old

  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  • Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives you can get.
  • When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
  • You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
  • Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Happy Republic Day - 66th one

Does it really mean to us? India is great. It is we Indians who are doing blunder. We are impatient. We do all the disaster. We ruin things. We want everything but never like giving anything. We throw things everywhere. We spit and make our society look like garbage. We drive as if we are the only one on road. We don't like females driving. We disgrace the females in our society. We abuse the services. We loot our own people. We support bribery. We chose the wrong people as our ministers. We make our environment dirty and our rivers drains. We do all sorts of nuisance. We misbehave with children n females. And the list goes on.

Do we really deserve to celebrate?

जी रहे है कपड़े बदल बदल कर...

जी रहे है कपड़े बदल बदल कर,
एक दिन एक कपड़े में ले जायेंगे कंधे बदल बदल कर।

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